Thea, fresh from the hills and ready for Kyoto
Caramel blonde, green eyed and happiest after a long walk and a warm bowl.
Away, back 22 September 2026, on the trails for now, suppers resume when she returns. Bella can pencil in a date for when she returns.
- Age
- 29
- Height
- 165 cm (5 ft 5 in)
- Hair
- Long caramel blonde
- Eyes
- Green
- Build
- Curvy
- Languages
- English
- Home district
- South Kensington
- Meets you at
- Hotels and private homes
Glamour and lifestyle photography, faces softened, no nudity. Every frame was checked with Thea herself before publication. Our photo policy sets out the rest.
Meet Thea
Thea's idea of luxury is a very good bowl of something warm after a very long walk, and there is something wonderfully grounding about that. Caramel blonde hair spills long over her shoulders, the eyes are a clear, bright green, and the figure is curvy, 165 cm, with a sunlit glow that owes more to the outdoors than to any salon. She dresses simply and well: a camel knit, a slip skirt, trainers by day and a soft silk dress by night, with a freckle or two left uncovered.
Down to earth in the nicest way, cheerful and warm, Thea makes everyone around her relax. Weekends often mean hiking, anywhere from the Chilterns to the Lake District, and weekdays mean cycling across London in all weathers. Her food passion is Japanese cooking in every form, from a humble ramen shop to a hushed kaiseki counter, and she can talk you through the difference between two kinds of miso without a trace of snobbery. In her late twenties, she speaks bright, easy English and laughs generously.
Her Mayfair choice is Umu on Bruton Place, a serene Kyoto-style dining room behind a sliding wooden door, where each course arrives like a small seasonal landscape. She likes to sit where she can watch the chefs, asks about the fish and the rice with genuine curiosity and makes the whole ceremony feel friendly rather than formal. Afterwards a gentle walk through Berkeley Square is exactly the right pace.
Thea is based in South Kensington and is often booked at the hotels near Grosvenor Square and Park Lane. Right now she is out on the trails; our booking page explains how a supper date can be held for her return.
At a glance
Curvy, 165 cm
Caramel blonde hair, long; green eyes
Late twenties, easy, bright English
Japanese food, weekend hikes, city cycling
Home district: South Kensington, SW7
Thea is away hiking until 22 September. Relaxed suppers are her favourite format when she returns, so let Bella know your dates and she will pencil one in straight away.
One figure for every length
Thea is booked at the house rates shown here. Press Book on any line: WhatsApp opens with her name and the length filled in for you.
Home district: South Kensington, closest to South Kensington station. Wherever she sets out from, reaching you anywhere in fare Zones 1 and 2 costs nothing more.
"What you read on this list is what she is handed, in person, at the door."Bella, Bookings
Travel beyond Zone 2, airport hotels and changes of plan are all set out on the rates page.
One hour60 min
From£400Quick readSixty minutes, a drink and the pleasure of a first hello done properly.Book
Ninety minutes90 min
Rate£600Two columnsAn hour and a half, enough for a second round without anyone checking the time.Book
Two hours2 hours
Rate£750Double pageA light supper close to your hotel and an unhurried stroll back afterwards.Book
Three hours3 hours
Rate£1,050In depthLong enough for a show, a late table or a long talk in the suite.Book
Dinner date4 hours
Rate£1,300Cover featureFour hours shaped by your booking, from the aperitif to the last cup of coffee.Book
Overnight10 hours
Rate£2,400Collector's editionTen hours that finish with a late breakfast, worth putting in the diary a day ahead.Book
Weekendby arrangement
RateOn requestSpecial supplementTwo days in town or further afield, quoted once the plan is clear.Book
An evening with Thea
Thea brings the fresh air in with her. She arrives smiling and a little windswept, often with a story about the hill she climbed at the weekend or the cyclist who tried to race her along the Embankment. She likes a dinner with a sense of occasion but not a shred of stuffiness, somewhere she can ask the chef questions and share every plate. Her warmth is easy and unforced; within half an hour she feels like an old friend. She is curious about you, keen to hear about your own favourite walks and quick to laugh at herself. Afterwards, in your suite, everything stays relaxed and affectionate, the kind of natural, easy company that makes a busy trip feel suddenly human.
In Thea's own words
Three questions guests like to ask Thea before a first evening.
Anything hot in a bowl, eaten in a pub with muddy boots under the table. Ramen if I am lucky, soup if I am not.
The side streets, the mews, the tiny hidden gardens. From the back of a cab it all blurs into one.
Whatever the chef suggests. The whole point is the season, so let him choose, and ask him to explain each dish.
Notes on Thea
Thea's letters page is still blank, and it stays that way until a real guest writes in. Nothing here is ever written for her.
When a note does arrive, Bella reads every word first; we print a first name and the month, never more, and if Thea wants a note gone, it goes.
Real evenings onlyFirst name and monthRemoved on request
Her archetypes, and a little reading
- 5 min readThe high class dinner date, defined: the room, the pace and who sits oppositeAny table can be expensive. A high class one gets three things right at once: a room that flatters, a pace that never hurries, and company worth the candles. A definition, course by course.Read
- 5 min readFlutes up: London's champagne rooms, and the nights that earn themA glass of champagne turns an ordinary hour into an occasion. Which London rooms pour it seriously, when a flute beats a cocktail, and how to order by the glass, the bottle or the magnum.Read
Thea, on your calendar.
Send Bella the night, the hour and where you are staying. If Thea is free you get a written yes; if she is not, Bella says so at once and suggests someone with a similar spark.