Mayfair BabesNo. 07 · p. 36
Issue No. 07p. 36 · Grosvenor Square£400 /H

Business stays on Grosvenor Square, W1K, and good company when the last meeting ends

Cover line: the grandest garden in north Mayfair, and the calmest place to spend a working week. Grosvenor Square covers roughly six acres, framed by offices, apartments and a scattering of embassies, and by the time the offices empty it feels almost private, the lawns dimming and the lamps just coming on.

Guests here are often in London on business, and their evenings have to fit around a diary. This page shows how that works on the square. The first hour is £400, and the rates page sets out every longer format.

Liana of Mayfair Babes, side portrait in red mesh against a pale backdropOn the coverLiana
  • W1KPostcode
  • 4 minWalk from Bond Street
  • 5Hotels on this page
  • £400/HFrom, the first hour
Where guests stay · W1K

Hotels around Grosvenor Square

The addresses our companions visit most around Grosvenor Square. She arrives dressed for the lobby and asks for you by name, like any guest meeting a friend upstairs.

  • The Biltmore Mayfair

    Grosvenor Square · W1K 2HP

  • The Beaumont

    Mayfair · W1K 6TF

  • Claridge's

    Mayfair · W1K 4HR

  • The Connaught

    Mayfair · W1K 2AL

  • Grosvenor House

    Park Lane · W1K 7TN

Printed as landmarks, not as partners. Mayfair Babes works with none of these houses, and no reception desk is ever told who is expected.

Part one

Six acres with a transatlantic past

The square was laid out by the Grosvenor family in the 1720s, the first great set piece of their Mayfair estate, and for two centuries it ranked among the most fashionable addresses in London. John Adams lived on its north east corner while serving as the first American envoy to Britain, General Eisenhower kept his wartime headquarters on the square, and the whole place earned the nickname Little America.

The gardens keep that memory. A bronze of President Roosevelt stands among the lawns, a small memorial garden remembers the victims of 11 September 2001, and on the west side Eero Saarinen's long embassy building, vacated by the diplomats in 2018, still dominates the view. The rest of the square is handsome brick and Portland stone, and after dark, when the traffic on Brook Street thins, it becomes one of the calmest spots in W1.

Around it, the streets are practical and polished: Brook Street running east towards Claridge's, North Audley Street and Duke Street heading up to Oxford Street, and Carlos Place sliding south to The Connaught and Mount Street.

Part two

The working week in W1K

Mayfair's side streets hold a remarkable concentration of investment firms, family offices and private banks, and many of their visitors stay within a few minutes of the square. They arrive on a Monday, spend four days in meeting rooms and at client lunches, and by Wednesday evening would give a great deal to talk about anything except the deal.

That is the typical booking here: a weekday evening, a start time that depends on when the last meeting ends, and a companion equally at ease across a client dinner table and over a quiet drink afterwards. Discretion matters more than usual, and Bella treats it accordingly.

Part three

The square's grand addresses

The Biltmore Mayfair, W1K 2HP, stands along the south side of the square, a grand old building refreshed with bright, contemporary rooms, many of them looking straight over the gardens. From its door, Carlos Place leads two minutes south to The Connaught, W1K 2AL, one of the most discreet grand hotels in London, whose bar is worth the visit on its own.

Brook Street leaves the north east corner for Claridge's, W1K 4HR, about five minutes away, with its famous Art Deco lobby. The Beaumont, W1K 6TF, stands a few minutes north on Balderton Street overlooking Brown Hart Gardens, a quietly glamorous hotel with one suite built around a giant sculpture by Antony Gormley. To the west, Upper Grosvenor Street runs down to Park Lane and Grosvenor House, W1K 7TN, where the conference and awards season keeps the ballroom and lounges busy well into the night.

None of the five has any link with us; they appear because this is where the square's visitors sleep. Your companion walks in like anyone arriving for dinner, and leaves the same way.

Part four

Fitting her into the diary

Business evenings rarely start on time, so Bella never expects them to. Write in the afternoon with a rough window, say between eight and nine, then confirm the exact time once you are free; she keeps your companion informed throughout. If you would rather book on the spot, a companion usually reaches the square well inside the hour after confirmation, since three of the women live in Mayfair and two more a short drive north in Marylebone.

For anyone arriving by Tube, the square is about 4 minutes on foot from Bond Street, 6 or so from Marble Arch and roughly 10 from Green Park, the last a gentle walk down through Mayfair; between them, those three stations cover the Elizabeth, Central, Jubilee, Piccadilly and Victoria lines. Your companion travels by car regardless, and in Zone 1 the journey is always included.

Verification works as it does anywhere: a guest name, a hotel and a room number, or a building and flat for an apartment, checked by Bella one time only in the chat. You settle her fee face to face at the start of the evening, which means no company account and no hotel folio ever shows a trace of it.

Part five

Wednesday, after the last call

By nine on a Wednesday, Roosevelt has the square almost to himself. Across the lawn, in the lobby of The Biltmore, a managing director visiting from abroad is on night three of five, his last call finished at a quarter past eight and his request to Bella sent from the lift, asking for a relaxed dinner and someone who could make him laugh. Walking in at nine is Rosa, curly haired, warm and gifted at loosening a formal evening.

They skip the grand dining rooms entirely. Instead she walks him across the square, past Roosevelt on his plinth, and up North Audley Street to a proper fish and chip restaurant with white tablecloths and excellent mushy peas. Over dinner they talk about soul records, baking disasters and the small gallery she found last weekend, and not one word about quarterly figures.

Back at the hotel there is a nightcap in the bar and a last hour of conversation in his suite before she leaves just before midnight. Three hours, £1,050, and a Thursday morning meeting approached in a much better mood.

Part six

Within ten minutes of the gardens

The three Mayfair residents come first: Angelika, who can talk contemporary art with the most serious collector at the table; Luna, who picks the wine and is usually right; and Samanta, poised enough for any client dinner in W1. North across Oxford Street, Liana and Rosa live in Marylebone, ten minutes away by car.

From Soho, a short drive east, come Jasmin, petite and quick witted, Molly, who likes her evenings with a bit of volume, and Tiffany, rarely without a camera and always dressed with a hint of sparkle. Any of them can join you for dinner and stay on for the nightcap.

Part seven

The square's neighbours

Grosvenor Square sits at a crossroads of this magazine's pages. Mount Street is two minutes south down Carlos Place, Park Lane a short walk west, and the shops of Bond Street five minutes east along Brook Street. The Mayfair page covers the rest of W1K and W1J, and Marble Arch, Marylebone and Oxford Street are looked after too, at the same rates.

Asked about Grosvenor Square

Grosvenor Square, answered

5 answers below. Tap a question to open it, and send anything we missed to Bella on WhatsApp.

Certainly. Bella takes bookings at every hour, and an hour at £400 or ninety minutes at £600 fits neatly into a long lunch at the hotel or nearby. Tell Bella when the table is booked and when you need to be back upstairs for the afternoon call.

Very comfortably. Tell Bella a little about the table, whether it is a relaxed supper or a formal client dinner, and she will suggest someone whose conversation suits it. Your companion is introduced by her first name and dresses for the restaurant.

Nothing. Payment is a quiet moment between you and your companion when she arrives, and Bella never contacts the hotel. The only record is your own chat with the desk.

Stay close. The bar of your own hotel, a two minute walk down Carlos Place to the Connaught Bar, or simply a nightcap upstairs; three hours keeps the evening generous without costing you the morning.

Not at all. Bella's desk answers around the clock, so a message at eleven after a late dinner is perfectly normal, and a companion can usually still reach the square within the hour.

Staying around Grosvenor Square?

Name the hotel. We handle the rest.

Share the hotel or street near Grosvenor Square, the hour you would like and how long. Bella replies with who can reach you and when to expect the knock.