Mayfair BabesNo. 07 · p. 34
Issue No. 07p. 34 · Park Lane£400 /H

Park Lane suite nights in W1K and W1J, with Hyde Park dark beyond the glass

Headline: the best views in Mayfair belong to the hotels on its western edge. Park Lane runs a little under a mile from Marble Arch to Hyde Park Corner, a broad, humming boulevard where grand hotels stand shoulder to shoulder and the park stretches away opposite. The suites look straight across the treetops, and at night the lamps along the park paths turn the view into something close to a stage set.

This page is written for the guests in those suites, especially the ones checking in late. The first hour is £400, and everything from ninety minutes to the overnight is printed on the rates page.

Luna of Mayfair Babes in profile, white beaded bikini, sunlit rock behindOn the coverLuna
  • W1KPostcode
  • 3 minWalk from Hyde Park Corner
  • 6Hotels on this page
  • £400/HFrom, the first hour
Where guests stay · W1K

Hotels around Park Lane

The addresses our companions visit most around Park Lane. She arrives dressed for the lobby and asks for you by name, like any guest meeting a friend upstairs.

  • The Dorchester

    Park Lane · W1K 1QA

  • 45 Park Lane

    Park Lane · W1K 1PN

  • London Hilton on Park Lane

    Park Lane · W1K 1BE

  • Grosvenor House

    Park Lane · W1K 7TN

  • InterContinental London Park Lane

    Park Lane · W1J 7QY

  • Four Seasons Hotel London at Park Lane

    Park Lane · W1J 7DR

Printed as landmarks, not as partners. Mayfair Babes works with none of these houses, and no reception desk is ever told who is expected.

Part one

From ducal mansions to hotel towers

Park Lane was once a parade of private palaces. Grosvenor House belonged to the Dukes of Westminster and Dorchester House to a great Victorian collector, until the late 1920s and early 1930s replaced both with the hotels that still carry their names. The Hilton's tower followed in the 1960s, and the Lane has been London's hotel row ever since, with a few showrooms of very expensive cars in between.

The road itself is wide and busy, so the charm lies on either side of it. Across the carriageway is the park: the Joy of Life fountain near the Mayfair gates, the long lawns rolling towards the Serpentine and, from late November, the lights and the big wheel of Winter Wonderland. On the central strip near Brook Gate stands the Animals in War memorial, quietly moving at dusk. Turn your back on the park and Mayfair begins almost at once, with the terracotta of Mount Street two minutes from the lobby doors.

Part two

Who takes a suite on the Lane

Park Lane is where long haul travellers land. Guests arrive from the airports at every hour, some for a single night between flights, others for a fortnight of meetings, and many simply want an easy evening that does not involve leaving the building. From September to Christmas the towers fill with business guests, and the ballrooms bring a steady stream of black tie dinners.

What the Lane asks of a companion is grace with a late start. She arrives at ten or eleven looking as fresh as a nine o'clock booking, happy to go down for a drink and just as happy to stay upstairs with the view and the room service menu.

Part three

Marble Arch to Hyde Park Corner, lobby by lobby

Nearest Marble Arch, Grosvenor House, W1K 7TN, is the biggest of the six, with a ballroom that began life as an ice rink and now hosts some of the largest dinners in London. The Dorchester, W1K 1QA, sits in the middle of the row, its Promenade glowing gold from late morning until the last pot of tea, and 45 Park Lane, W1K 1PN, next door, is the compact, modern sibling with a steak room and plenty of dark glamour.

Further south, the London Hilton on Park Lane, W1K 1BE, rises twenty-eight storeys to a restaurant and bar at the very top, the kind of view that makes a first drink last. At the Hyde Park Corner end, two hotels share Hamilton Place. The InterContinental London Park Lane, W1J 7QY, looks across at the Wellington Arch and stands on the site of the house where the late Queen spent part of her childhood. Its neighbour, the Four Seasons at Park Lane, W1J 7DR, keeps its spa on the top floor, with the park laid out below the windows.

A footnote in small print: these hotels appear because they are where guests sleep, not because of any agreement with us. Their lobby staff simply see a well dressed woman arriving to meet a friend.

Part four

Late check in, prompt arrival

Three stations serve the row. The southern hotels are about 3 minutes from Hyde Park Corner, a Piccadilly line stop that trains from Heathrow reach without a change. The northern end is around 5 minutes from the Central line at Marble Arch, and Green Park, where Victoria, Jubilee and Piccadilly trains meet, is roughly 8 minutes' walk through the back streets of Mayfair.

Those stations are for you; your companion is driven to the door, and a Zone 1 address like Park Lane means the ride is already covered by the rate. From the three women who live in Mayfair the drive takes minutes, and from Belgravia and Knightsbridge it is a straight run round Hyde Park Corner. Once Bella has confirmed, she is usually with you well inside the hour.

If your flight is late, write from the taxi. Bella can line up a companion before you know the exact hour, confirm the room as soon as you have the key, and send her the moment you say you are upstairs. The fee is paid to your companion directly, in person, when she arrives.

Part five

Landing at seven, company at ten

Say your flight lands at Heathrow at seven on a Wednesday. From the car you send Bella four details (hotel, hour, length, mood) and she comes back with Lea, petite, auburn and cheerfully obsessed with interiors. The room is confirmed the moment you have the key.

She arrives at five to ten, gives the suite a quick professional appraisal (the lamps pass, the cushions do not) and suggests a drink downstairs while the room is turned down. By half past ten you are back upstairs with the curtains open, the park black below and the lights of Knightsbridge beyond it, talking about the play she saw last week and which room of a country house she would repaint first. At one o'clock she leaves, the traffic still humming along the Lane. Three hours, £1,050.

Part six

The Park Lane shortlist

Luna, Samanta and Angelika live in Mayfair, minutes from any door on the row; Luna in particular has a soft spot for the lacquered dining room downstairs at The Dorchester. From Belgravia, across Hyde Park Corner, come Lea, Patricia and Violetta, the last of whom knows the view from the top of the Hilton better than most of its guests.

From Knightsbridge, along the southern edge of the park, come Margo, glossy haired and happiest in velvet, and Sonya, whose ballet posture turns every lobby into a stage. If none of the eight is free, ask Bella and she gives you a straight answer on who is, and how quickly.

Part seven

Just behind the hotels

Step out of almost any hotel on the row, turn away from the park, and you are in Mayfair proper. Mount Street, with its terracotta and its oyster terrace, is two minutes from Grosvenor House. Grosvenor Square is a short stroll up Upper Grosvenor Street, and the wider Mayfair page covers everything from Claridge's to The Ritz. For an hour of window shopping before dinner, Bond Street is ten minutes east. Marble Arch and the Knightsbridge side of the park are covered too, on identical terms.

Asked about Park Lane

Park Lane, answered

5 answers below. Tap a question to open it, and send anything we missed to Bella on WhatsApp.

For an evening spent mostly upstairs, yes. Park facing rooms on the upper floors look over the treetops towards Knightsbridge and the Serpentine, and after dark the lamps along the paths do the decorating. Your companion arrives just the same whichever side you face.

Very little. The whole row sits in W1K and W1J, a few minutes from the women who live in Mayfair and a straight drive from Belgravia and Knightsbridge. The southern hotels near Hyde Park Corner are fractionally quicker for companions coming from SW1.

Certainly, and on Park Lane it is a lovely way to begin. Name the bar to Bella and your companion will find you there, dressed to suit the room. Your booking starts when she arrives, wherever that is.

No. The overnight is ten hours for £2,400, the same at every address in central London, and travel is included in Zone 1. She arrives in the evening and leaves after breakfast, and the whole sum goes straight into her hand on arrival, never through the hotel.

In season, happily. The fair fills this corner of Hyde Park from late November into the new year, a short walk from the hotels. Weekday evenings are calmer than weekends, and two or three hours leaves time for the lights, a mulled wine and the stroll back.

Staying around Park Lane?

Name the hotel. We handle the rest.

Share the hotel or street near Park Lane, the hour you would like and how long. Bella replies with who can reach you and when to expect the knock.