Mayfair BabesNo. 07 · p. 40
A floral wrap dress against pale coastal stone, Patricia seen from behind
Cover star No. 18Belgravia · SW1X

Patricia, between the art books and the bar

Auburn layers, a watercolour tin in her bag and a taste for rain-soaked noir.

Available today, calm evenings with a little notice. Bella confirms the exact hour in the chat.

From£400for the first hour, time and companionship only
Age
28
Height
172 cm (5 ft 8 in)
Hair
Long auburn brown
Eyes
Brown
Build
Slim
Languages
English
Home district
Belgravia
Meets you at
Hotels and private homes

Glamour and lifestyle photography, faces softened, no nudity. Every frame was checked with Patricia herself before publication. Our photo policy sets out the rest.

The shoot · 4 frames

Patricia, in pictures

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Her cover story

Meet Patricia

Patricia paints in watercolour, which she describes as the art of knowing when to stop, and the same light touch runs through everything she does. Picture her: 172 cm, slim, auburn brown hair loose in soft layers, warm brown eyes, and a romantic, bohemian style built from a floral wrap dress, a linen jacket, a scatter of delicate rings and a canvas tote that usually hides a book.

Romantic, gentle and properly attentive, Patricia listens in a way that makes you realise how rarely anyone really does. Watercolour fills her mornings, usually a few small studies of rooftops or rain. Film noir fills her late nights, the more shadowy the better, and bookshops fill every gap in between; she cannot pass one without going in. She also keeps a pocket sketchbook of the rooms she likes best, a hotel lobby here, a reading room there, each caught in a few quick washes of colour. In her late twenties, she speaks soft, articulate English, with a dry little laugh that appears whenever a conversation turns to crime fiction.

In Mayfair her favourite hour starts at Maison Assouline on Piccadilly, a bookshop in a grand old banking hall where you can browse art books with a cocktail from Swans Bar upstairs. From there she might suggest the Royal Academy across the road if a late opening is on, or simply a quiet corner table nearby for dinner, her new book on the chair beside her.

Patricia lives in Belgravia and is often booked near Bond Street and around Piccadilly. Her diary favours calm evenings, planned a day or two out; the booking page explains the steps, and Bella does the rest.

At a glance

i.

Slim, 172 cm

ii.

Auburn brown hair in long, soft layers; brown eyes

iii.

Late twenties, soft-spoken English

iv.

Watercolour studies, film noir, bookshops

v.

Home district: Belgravia, SW1X

Patricia's evenings are calm ones, and she likes to hear about them a day or two before. If you would like to start among the art books on Piccadilly, mention it to Bella so the timing fits the shop's hours.

Her price list · GBP

One figure for every length

Patricia is booked at the house rates shown here. Press Book on any line: WhatsApp opens with her name and the length filled in for you.

Home district: Belgravia, closest to Victoria station. Wherever she sets out from, reaching you anywhere in fare Zones 1 and 2 costs nothing more.

"What you read on this list is what she is handed, in person, at the door."Bella, Bookings

Travel beyond Zone 2, airport hotels and changes of plan are all set out on the rates page.

One hour60 min

From£400

Quick readSixty minutes, a drink and the pleasure of a first hello done properly.Book

Ninety minutes90 min

Rate£600

Two columnsAn hour and a half, enough for a second round without anyone checking the time.Book

Two hours2 hours

Rate£750

Double pageA light supper close to your hotel and an unhurried stroll back afterwards.Book

Three hours3 hours

Rate£1,050

In depthLong enough for a show, a late table or a long talk in the suite.Book

Dinner date4 hours

Rate£1,300

Cover featureFour hours shaped by your booking, from the aperitif to the last cup of coffee.Book

Overnight10 hours

Rate£2,400

Collector's editionTen hours that finish with a late breakfast, worth putting in the diary a day ahead.Book

Weekendby arrangement

RateOn request

Special supplementTwo days in town or further afield, quoted once the plan is clear.Book

Fees cover time and companionshipTravel inside Zones 1 and 2 includedWeekend figures on request
After hours

An evening with Patricia

Patricia's evenings have the soft focus of a favourite film. She likes to begin somewhere with books lining the walls, floor to ceiling, because a shelf gives you something to talk about straight away, and she will pull down a volume she thinks you will like and be quietly delighted if she is right. Dinner is gentle and unhurried, a candle between you, the lights low and conversation that moves from painting to old movies to the places you both wish you lived. She pays close attention and returns later to the small things you mentioned. As the evening goes on, the mood grows warmer and more romantic, and somehow, in her company, the hours feel both slow and far too short.

The interview

In Patricia's own words

Three questions guests like to ask Patricia before a first evening.

Double Indemnity. The dialogue crackles, the lighting is gorgeous and nobody in it can be trusted, which is half the fun.

Rooftops and weather. A watercolour of rain on slate tells me more about a city than any photograph.

Any one with a creaky staircase and a cat. The best finds are always on the shelf nobody dusts.

Letters page

Notes on Patricia

Patricia's letters page is still blank, and it stays that way until a real guest writes in. Nothing here is ever written for her.

When a note does arrive, Bella reads every word first; we print a first name and the month, never more, and if Patricia wants a note gone, it goes.

Real evenings onlyFirst name and monthRemoved on request

Reserve this cover

Patricia, on your calendar.

Send Bella the night, the hour and where you are staying. If Patricia is free you get a written yes; if she is not, Bella says so at once and suggests someone with a similar spark.