Stacy, in liquid silver after midnight
Near-black hair, metallic shadow and a front-row seat at every comedy night.
Available today, short notice welcome, most nights. Bella confirms the exact hour in the chat.
- Age
- 22
- Height
- 176 cm (5 ft 9 in)
- Hair
- Long near-black brown
- Eyes
- Brown
- Build
- Slim
- Languages
- English
- Home district
- Chelsea
- Meets you at
- Hotels and private homes
Glamour and lifestyle photography, faces softened, no nudity. Every frame was checked with Stacy herself before publication. Our photo policy sets out the rest.
Meet Stacy
Stacy owns three cameras, two snowboards and one silver dress that could stop traffic on Bruton Street. At 176 cm she is the tallest woman in most rooms and entirely comfortable with it: slim, with long near-black hair and brown eyes lined in smoky metallic shadow. Her style is edgy nightlife glamour: liquid metal fabrics, a cropped leather jacket, platform boots or needle heels, and a laugh that is lower and louder than you expect.
Bold and gloriously spontaneous, Stacy suits anyone who enjoys a plan that changes halfway through. She shoots street photography on long night walks, chasing reflections in wet pavements and the faces under neon. Winters mean snowboarding, preferably somewhere with deep powder and no queues. And she is a devoted stand-up comedy fan, the kind who sits in the front row on purpose and answers back charmingly when picked on. In her early twenties, she speaks quick, deadpan English and has impeccable comic timing.
Her Mayfair haunt is Hakkasan on Bruton Street, a dark, lattice-screened room of blue light and polished black where the dim sum is excellent and the cocktails come with theatre. She likes a late table, a lychee martini and a view of the room, and she will keep up a running commentary on the other diners that is funnier than most comedy clubs. Afterwards, if the mood takes her, the night may detour to a late show off Piccadilly Circus before your hotel.
Stacy lives in Chelsea and often picks up short-notice bookings around Mayfair and Park Lane. Every length of evening is priced on the rates page; message Bella and see how fast she replies.
At a glance
Slim and tall, 176 cm
Long hair so dark it reads black; brown eyes
Deadpan English, early twenties
Night street photography, snowboarding, live comedy
Home district: Chelsea, SW3
Stacy is often free at short notice, so she is a good call when a plan comes together late. Tell Bella the hotel and the hour; a late table can usually be found nearby.
One figure for every length
Stacy is booked at the house rates shown here. Press Book on any line: WhatsApp opens with her name and the length filled in for you.
Home district: Chelsea, closest to Sloane Square station. Wherever she sets out from, reaching you anywhere in fare Zones 1 and 2 costs nothing more.
"What you read on this list is what she is handed, in person, at the door."Bella, Bookings
Travel beyond Zone 2, airport hotels and changes of plan are all set out on the rates page.
One hour60 min
From£400Quick readSixty minutes, a drink and the pleasure of a first hello done properly.Book
Ninety minutes90 min
Rate£600Two columnsAn hour and a half, enough for a second round without anyone checking the time.Book
Two hours2 hours
Rate£750Double pageA light supper close to your hotel and an unhurried stroll back afterwards.Book
Three hours3 hours
Rate£1,050In depthLong enough for a show, a late table or a long talk in the suite.Book
Dinner date4 hours
Rate£1,300Cover featureFour hours shaped by your booking, from the aperitif to the last cup of coffee.Book
Overnight10 hours
Rate£2,400Collector's editionTen hours that finish with a late breakfast, worth putting in the diary a day ahead.Book
Weekendby arrangement
RateOn requestSpecial supplementTwo days in town or further afield, quoted once the plan is clear.Book
An evening with Stacy
Stacy's evenings refuse to be predictable, which is precisely the appeal. She might arrive with a camera over her shoulder and a plan to walk the long way, photographing the lit windows of Mayfair before dinner. At the table she is sharp, funny and observant, the kind of companion who notices the couple arguing silently in the corner and narrates it in a whisper. She will ask who makes you laugh, and what, then set about proving she can do better. Somewhere in the evening there is usually one spontaneous detour, a late bar or a basement comedy set. When the city finally quietens she is barefoot in your suite, the silver dress over a chair, still making you laugh.
In Stacy's own words
Three questions guests like to ask Stacy before a first evening.
A small room and a comic who is slightly nervous. The polished ones are fun, but the nervous ones take the real risks, and risks are where the best laughs live.
Bruton Lane after rain. Wet cobbles, one streetlamp, a doorman stamping his feet in the cold. Perfect every time.
Powder day, then a city night to tell everyone about it. I am very good at both halves.
Notes on Stacy
Stacy's letters page is still blank, and it stays that way until a real guest writes in. Nothing here is ever written for her.
When a note does arrive, Bella reads every word first; we print a first name and the month, never more, and if Stacy wants a note gone, it goes.
Real evenings onlyFirst name and monthRemoved on request
Her archetypes, and a little reading
- 6 min readPenthouse nights: the rooms London keeps above its own rooftopsPrivate lifts, wraparound terraces and the treetops of Hyde Park below the balustrade. How to tell a true penthouse from a high room, and how to shape an evening date around one.Read
- 5 min readAperitif here, dinner there: the two-venue evening, composed in movementsOne bar for the first glass, another room for dinner and a ten-minute stroll in between. Why the short walk resets a conversation, four Mayfair pairings that work, and how to time the interval.Read
Stacy, on your calendar.
Send Bella the night, the hour and where you are staying. If Stacy is free you get a written yes; if she is not, Bella says so at once and suggests someone with a similar spark.