Blondes: four golden cover lines, and not a cliché among them

Cindy is the palest and the breeziest: loose waves to well past the shoulder, eyes of clear blue, a slim 168 cm and a yoga mat unrolled most mornings. Nancy is pure gold, blue eyed and curvy at 170 cm, a daily swimmer in her early thirties who would happily cross London for the right sushi. Nora is honey, hazel eyed, athletic and 166 cm, and she studies a well cut hem the way other people study a menu. Thea is caramel, green eyed and curvy at 165 cm, never happier than after a whole day out on the hills.

None of the four would plan the same night. Cindy heads for Scott's on Mount Street and asks for a seat that looks out over the room. Nancy takes the counter at 45 Park Lane, where the omakase arrives piece by piece, then a nightcap with Hyde Park dark below the window. Nora walks Bond Street once the shops have shut, judging the windows as she goes, before champagne at the Rivoli Bar. Thea slides back the wooden door of Umu on Bruton Place and spends dinner quizzing the chefs about the rice.

Fair hair reads soft by day and sharp by candlelight, and the four dress with that in mind. Before dusk it is cream, navy, camel and white linen; after it, usually one strong colour, black or a deep jewel shade, so the hair does the talking. Jewellery stays fine, a thin chain or a small hoop. If the evening carries a dress code, mention it when you write and she will match it without needing a reminder.

Nancy and Thea are also curvaceous covers, Nora appears in toned and athletic and Cindy in slim and slender. By chapter, Nancy sits in thirties and beyond, and the other three, Cindy, Nora and Thea, are filed in the late twenties. If the manner matters more to you than the shade, those pages are the natural next read.

The first hour with any of the four is £400, and a hotel visit in W1 is where most first meetings begin. Two hours are £750 and a four hour dinner £1,300, with every step laid out on the rates page. Send Bella her name, the date and the hotel on WhatsApp or Telegram; you pay her directly as the evening begins, and that is the whole of the transaction.